Dirty Dusting Theatre & Performing Arts


Treat yourself to an evening of pure theatrical Viagra when Dirty Dusting returns to the stage in 2017.

Treat yourself to an evening of pure theatrical Viagra!!
Starring Crissy Rock (Hit tv series Benidorm and I'm a Celebrity), Leah Bell (Comedienne and actress), Dolores Porretta Brown (Stage and tv actress) and introducing Andy Green.
Three cleaning ladies, (past their sell by date) start up a telephone sex line. "The Telephone Belles" - A dirty Sex Chat Line that really cleans up!
Gladys, Elsie and Olive are three cleaning ladies who are about to be "put out for pasture" by their overzealous office manager Dave. Feeling they have little chance of gaining employment elsewhere, the ladies have to boast their falling income.
A chance wrong number requiring a Sex Chat Line rings into the office and gives them a great idea...
"Why not run a Sex Chat Line?" After all, their age and appearance won't matter on the telephone and providing they can keep this a secret from their boss... they could be onto a winner!
Needless to say... things don't entirely go to plan.
This is a heart warming, feel-good comedy that will have you rolling in the aisles and smiling every time you answer the phone.

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Date(s)21 Oct 2017
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VenueLanark Memorial Hall
Address17-21 St Leonard Street, Lanark, Lanarkshire,

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Event Details

Date21 Oct 2017
Time(s)7:30 PM - 10:00 PM
VenueLanark Memorial Hall
17-21 St Leonard Street
CategoryTheatre & Performing Arts


28 Jun 2017

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