Hal is back with a brand new tour for 2025/26 with a show that promises to stick it to 'The Man', as long as ‘The Man’ doesn’t stick it back
With his trademark hard-hitting ‘take no prisoners’ comedy (this is what Hal told me to write!!!) he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but don’t respect him. He believes that, after you’ve seen the show, you’ll feel exactly the same way.His last tour was extended four times and he’s one of a select number of comics to have done Live At The Apollo three times and the Royal Variety twice, TV also includes Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice You’re Fired, Bake Off Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You.
'Reminded me of how much I love stand up' ★★★★ The Times
‘Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh; a lot.’ ★★★★★ Daily Mirror
‘Naturally funny… challenging and provocative’ ★★★★ Daily Telegraph
Courtyard Theatre £21.50
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The Bakehouse Guesthouse
Previously a bakery in the early 1900s, The Bakehouse Guesthouse provides modern accommodation with free WiFi in Maidenheads quiet residential area of St Marks..
Fredrick's Hotel Restaurant Spa
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Elva Lodge Hotel
In the centre of Maidenhead, Elva Lodge is a family-run hotel set in its own grounds. The Lodge has a rowing-themed restaurant and provides en suite rooms with free Wi-Fi..
Sunny Cottage
Surrounded by fields and wildlife, Sunny Cottage is located in Maidenhead and just a mile from the train station. Free Wi-Fi access is available. Rooms here will provide you with a flat-screen TV and complimentary water & biscuits.
Apartment 27 Lea House
Apartment 27 Lea House offers accommodation in Maidenhead, 400 metres from Maidenhead Library. The unit is 400 metres from Maidenhead Magistrates Court, and guests benefit from free WiFi and private parking available on site..
Queensgate Serviced Apartment
Set in Maidenhead, Queensgate Serviced Apartment is 400 metres from Maidenhead Library. Maidenhead Magistrates Court is 400 metres from the property. Free WiFi is offered throughout the property.
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