Pauline Eyre - Anyone for tennis? Theatre & Performing Arts

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Expect smashing stories, ace anecdotes and a 40-love letter to the game.

ANYONE FOR TENNIS?

A Wimbledon line judge for 20 years, comedian Pauline Eyre is ready to spill the Pimms on tennis gossip from the fragrant royal box to the musty locker room, and why line judges are OUT!

Expect smashing stories, ace anecdotes and a 40-love letter to the game.

And there’s nobody to say ‘quiet please’.

She cannot be serious… can she?

“Laughs aplenty… juicy locker room secrets… naughty line judge-y anarchy…motivational joy… Nice.” 5***** Northwestend

“What makes the hour land is the marriage of insider authority and properly honed comic timing. It’s not just a love letter to a game; it’s a blueprint for turning an obsession into a well-structured, laugh-out-loud show.” 4**** One4Review

‘She’s warm, wonderfully funny and you’ll want to be her pal’ Angela Barnes.

‘10 out of 10’ Giles Brandreth (THE Giles Brandreth!!)

Fresh from sold-out run at Edinburgh Fringe 2025.

As featured in/on The Guardian, Sunday Post, The Times, The Guardian, Daily Mail, BBC 5 Live, Radio Wimbledon, Der Spiegel, TVNZ, ABC Australia…

Directed by Ben van Der Velde

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Featuring free WiFi throughout the property, Cambridge House Hotel offers accommodation in Millom, 46 km from Blackpool. Guests can enjoy the on-site bar. The rooms have a TV.

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The Pavilion Guest House is situated on the fringe of the Lake District National Park, and just 2km from the Cumbrian coastal area of Duddon Sands. Full Cumbrian breakfasts using local produce are served in the dining room..

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With a restaurant and a bar, the Plough Inn is located in the town of Millom, in the southwest of Cumbria, just 5 minutes walk from the railway station. It offers free WiFi and free private parking..

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Abby'S

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AbbyS is a holiday home situated in Millom, 47 km from Blackpool. The unit is 30 km from Windermere. Other facilities at AbbyS include a hot tub.

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Lazy Cottage

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Located in Haverigg in the Cumbria Region, this holiday home is 45 km from Blackpool. It provides free private parking. Windermere is 32 km from Lazy Cottage, while Keswick is 46 km away.

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Date(s)29 Oct 2026
WebsiteVisit website
VenueThe Beggar's Theatre
AddressMarket Square, Millom, Cumbria, Cumbria,
LA184HZ

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Event Details

Date29 Oct 2026
Time(s)7:30 PM - 9:25 PM
Cost16.00
VenueThe Beggar's Theatre
Market Square
Millom, Cumbria
Cumbria
LA184HZ
Phone01229775677
CategoryTheatre & Performing Arts


The Beggar's Theatre

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