Monday 15th December 2025 Happy Mondays Comedy : Comedy Fundraiser : 50% of Profits Donated to Lewisham Foodbank.
Monday 15th December 2025 Happy Mondays Comedy at The Amersham Arms New Cross : Comedy Fundraiser : 50% of Profits Donated to Lewisham FoodbankCarwyn Blayney , Tony Ukulele , Celine Kuklowsky , Hajar J Woodland , Steve Holmes , Claudia Trentino Plus *SECRET SPECIAL GUEST who cannot be named, and MC Sion James
Legendary Happy Mondays Comedy bring you weekly live comedy, kick off your week in style , come hear brand new jokes and fresh ideas from stars of TV, Radio and comedy circuit and beyondThis will be the last Happy Mondays Comedy before Christmas Break and will be a Comedy Fundraiser with 50% of Profits Donated to Lewisham Foodbank plus any non perishable food donations most welcome pleaseWe bring you fantastic line up of comedy talent including uber talented Tony Ukulele brings some festive joy and silly singalong songs , Carwyn Blayney hotly tipped comedian Welsh Unsigned Stand Up of the Year 2024 and Elis James tour support , Celine Kuklowsky- South East London based LA Comedian , British-Iranian standup and singer Hajar J Woodland , promising newbie Steve Holmes , Claudia Trentino Winner of West End New Old Act of The Year 2024 , PLUS *Secret Special Guest who cannot be named - Big Star comedian warming up with some fresh new material and moreTrust us you don't want to miss! providing the lols all hosted by your cheeky compere Sion James in the friendly atmosphere of The Amersham Arms( Across the Road from New Cross station) Airy spacious venue with reasonable priced bar Front Pub Bar is open all day for pre show drinks for early arrivals Student Discounted Tickets , Tickets with Donations to Lewisham Foodbank
Comedy Fundraiser : 50% of Profits Donated to Lewisham Foodbank
Please can you possibly bring any non perishable food and sanitary items to donate to LewishamFoodbank so they help out those less fortunate
Every little bit helps! Thanks so much for your kindness!
https://lewisham.foodbank.org.uk/give-help/donate-money/
Great Value Live Comedy in a Great Live venue
Please email happymondayscomedy@gmail.com so we can reserve you seats together if booking or groups of 3 or more
Presented by Happy Mondays Comedy
This is an 18+ event
Advanced Tickets available Online via DICE App : https://link.dice.fm/qf93d04b8490
Advanced Booking £8 General Admission + Additional Lewisham Foodbank Donation £12.50 Student Discount Ticket £5
Doors 7.30pm Show 8.00pm to approx 10.30pm, Including Interval(s)
The Amersham Arms 388 New Cross Rd, New Cross, London SE14 6TY
Nearest Transport : New Cross Zone 2 ( 2 mins walk) or Free Street parking available nearby
Line Up :
Carwyn Blayney Welsh Unsigned Stand Up of the Year 2024, a So You Think You're Funny? Finalist in 2023 and Bronze Duke of Edinburgh Award winner 2009, Carwyn has credits on BBC Radio 4, Radio Scotland and Radio Wales, TV stand up appearances on S4C , Elis James tour support
Tony Ukulele A legend of the South London live music scene, the much adored and uber talented Tony brings some joy and silly singalong songs to New Cross *no prizes for guessing his instrument of choice
Steve Holmes You probably haven't come to see him, so this bio is irrelevantAnd, if you have come to see him, you'll laugh out of politeness anyway
Claudia Trentino Claudia Trentino is a Kent based comic, who draws inspiration from life as a wife and MilfWinner of West End New Old Act of The Year 2024
Hajar J Woodland Hajar's a British-Iranian standup and singer figuring out relationships, her Muslim upbringing and whether she's still youngHajar has completed Soho Theatre's sought-after Comedy Plus Lab, reached the Funny Women semi-finals,
Celine Kuklowsky French/American Comedian originally from LA, Celine can be seen performing across London (Backyard Comedy, Angel Comedy), Paris (Don't Tell Comedy) and Los Angeles (The Hollywood Improv)
*Secret Special Guest who cannot be named *As seen on various television and radio showsYou don't wanna miss this (*Random Silhouette for illustrative purposes i.e not of the act!) Celebrity comic whose name cannot be publicisedIt may be a huge star or a familiar TV name who is road-testing new material
MC Sion James "Utterly charming ..Lovable giant' Time Out London
Check out https://www.instagram.com/happymondayscomedy/ for previous and current lineups
Artists listed are correct at time of going to press, in the unlikely event that an act needs to cancel we reserve the right to amend the line up without notice and no refunds will be dueWe will endeavour to bring back that artist to this venue in the future
Prices: General Admission: GBP 8.00, General Admission + Additional Lewisham Foodbank Donation: GBP 12.50, Student Discount Ticket: GBP 5.00
Artists: TONY UKULELE, Carwyn Blayney, Celine Kuklowsky, Hajar J Woodland , Steve Holmes, Claudia Trentino , SECRET SPECIAL GUEST who cannot be named, Sion James
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