Alfie Moore: Moores Laws Miscellaneous

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Join BBC Radio 4’s cop-turned-comedian Alfie Moore for his brand new tour show.

A fun-filled evening where he explores the law in an entirely new way. As a former police officer he’s an experienced law enforcer. At times, like most of us, he’s been frustrated when the rigid application of the law can sometimes seem to fly in the face of common sense.

From before our conception we’re subject to Universal Laws – for better or worse our parents were subject to the Law of Attraction, when we start to toddle we learn a lot about the Law of Gravity and through our childhood the Law of Cause and Effect. At home and school a parent, guardian or teacher is The Law (or at least they used to be!)

We live under the Law of the Land, a legal term enshrined in the Magna Carta. Sometimes protective, sometimes restrictive, sometimes outdated and sometimes a ridiculous donkey-sanctuary-worthy bundle of Statute and Common Laws.

Alfie effortlessly guides us through an hilarious whistle stop tour of his favourite laws -including a few that he’d pass himself given half a chance!A fun-filled evening where he explores the law in an entirely new way. As a former police officer he’s an experienced law enforcer. At times, like most of us, he’s been frustrated when the rigid application of the law can sometimes seem to fly in the face of common sense.

From before our conception we’re subject to Universal Laws – for better or worse our parents were subject to the Law of Attraction, when we start to toddle we learn a lot about the Law of Gravity and through our childhood the Law of Cause and Effect. At home and school a parent, guardian or teacher is The Law (or at least they used to be!)

We live under the Law of the Land, a legal term enshrined in the Magna Carta. Sometimes protective, sometimes restrictive, sometimes outdated and sometimes a ridiculous donkey-sanctuary-worthy bundle of Statute and Common Laws.

Alfie effortlessly guides us through an hilarious whistle stop tour of his favourite laws -including a few that he’d pass himself given half a chance!

Hotels near The Beggar's Theatre

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Cambridge House Hotel

ROOMS FROM£40
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Featuring free WiFi throughout the property, Cambridge House Hotel offers accommodation in Millom, 46 km from Blackpool. Guests can enjoy the on-site bar. The rooms have a TV.

Postcode: LA18 5BD
Distance from The Beggar's Theatre:
0.1 miles

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The Pavilion Guest House

ROOMS FROM£45
271mAWAY
3

The Pavilion Guest House is situated on the fringe of the Lake District National Park, and just 2km from the Cumbrian coastal area of Duddon Sands. Full Cumbrian breakfasts using local produce are served in the dining room..

Postcode: LA18 5BB
Distance from The Beggar's Theatre:
0.2 miles

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Plough Inn

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With a restaurant and a bar, the Plough Inn is located in the town of Millom, in the southwest of Cumbria, just 5 minutes walk from the railway station. It offers free WiFi and free private parking..

Postcode: LA18 5BH
Distance from The Beggar's Theatre:
0.2 miles

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Abby'S

ROOMS FROM£82
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AbbyS is a holiday home situated in Millom, 47 km from Blackpool. The unit is 30 km from Windermere. Other facilities at AbbyS include a hot tub.

Postcode: LA18
Distance from The Beggar's Theatre:
0.3 miles

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Laurel Cottage

ROOMS FROM£47.86
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Laurel Cottage is a holiday home situated in Haverigg in the Cumbria Region and is 46 km from Blackpool. The property is 31 km from Windermere and free private parking is provided. There is a dining area and a kitchen as well as a private bathroom.

Postcode: LA18
Distance from The Beggar's Theatre:
0.8 miles

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Lazy Cottage

ROOMS FROM£50
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Located in Haverigg in the Cumbria Region, this holiday home is 45 km from Blackpool. It provides free private parking. Windermere is 32 km from Lazy Cottage, while Keswick is 46 km away.

Postcode: LA18
Distance from The Beggar's Theatre:
0.9 miles

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Date(s)25 Oct 2025
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VenueThe Beggar's Theatre
AddressMarket Square, Millom, Cumbria, Cumbria,
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Event Details

Date25 Oct 2025
Time(s)8:00 PM - 10:30 AM
Cost20
VenueThe Beggar's Theatre
Market Square
Millom, Cumbria
Cumbria
LA184HZ
Phone01229775677
CategoryMiscellaneous


The Beggar's Theatre

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