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Matilda the Musical

The enchanting story of 'Matilda' has been colorfully recreated into a 5 star musical by Dennis Kelly and musician/comedian Tim Minchin. The original story was written by the brunt British author, Road Dahl and now it has been reinvented into a musical that has been called 'sublime' by The Telegraph, 'marvelous' by The Sunday Express and the accolades seem never-ending. DetailsCambridge Theatre, London, Today

Some Girl I Used To Know

Denise Van Outen stars as Stephanie Canworth. Stephanie Canworth has it all. DetailsRhyl Pavilion Theatre, Rhyl, Today

Milton Jones

Milton Jones, - you know the weird bloke with the shirts from Mock the Week. As well as star of the Michael Mcintyre Roadshow, and the voice of 8 series for Radio 4 (including The Very World of Milton Jones and Another Case of Milton Jones) and all sorts of other radio and telly as well. DetailsHammersmith Apollo, London, 10 Mar 2014

The Selecter

The Selecter got their start in the first Ska revival way back in 1978. Embracing a two tone Rude boy imagery, and utilizing a smooth rock steady ska sound (as opposed to their label mates the Specials kinetic punk take on Ska) The Selecter quickly became legends and one of the most beloved Ska bands of the two tone era. DetailsO2 Academy Oxford, Oxford, Tomorrow

Tim Key

Tim Key is back on tour. Still spunking poetry everywhere. DetailsSoho Theatre, London, Today

Sarah Millican

Sarah Millican is a successful English stand-up comedienne from South Shields. Her profile on the comedy scene first increased after winning the 'if. DetailsWarwick Arts Centre, Coventry, Today

Tom Wrigglesworth

Direct from a sell-out run at the Edinburgh festival. Sony Award Winner, Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominee, Chortle & Time Out Award winner and Star of Radio 4 and BBC 2, Tom Wrigglesworth returns with an exquisite new show. DetailsDarwen Library Theatre, Darwen, Today

The Wanted

Don't miss The Wanted as they embark on their first UK tour. Hear all the hits from their self titled debut album including the Number 1 charting, All Time Low. DetailsLiverpool Echo Arena, Liverpool, 14 Mar 2014

Rebecca Ferguson

Rebecca Ferguson, a singer songwriter from Liverpool first caught public's eye in 2010 when she was fighting her way to the stars in the popular star search show The X Factor, where she finished as a runner-up. Her astonishing vocal abilities and unique character quickly gained the sympathy of the public. DetailsMargate Winter Gardens, Margate, 14 Mar 2014

Emily Smith

Emily Smith is a leading light of the contemporary Scottish folk scene. Her powerful, clear vocals have gained her award winning, worldwide recognition. DetailsCecil Sharp House, London, 13 Mar 2014

Wildflowers

Rock giant Robert Plant personally picked Wildflowers to join him as he performed two sell-out concerts in 2013. Based in Brighton, this folk-country band have gone from relative obscurity to one of the most sought-after acts on the circuit . DetailsClwb Ifor Bach, Cardiff, 11 Mar 2014

The Lion King

The musical The Lion King brings to life the story of young Simba's challenge to fulfil his destiny as king of the lions and defeat his tyrannical uncle in the process. The show features the enchanting musical score from the Disney film The Lion King with new songs that have also been written into the musical adaptation. DetailsTheatre Royal Plymouth, Plymouth, Today

Rigoletto

 DetailsColiseum, London, 10 Mar 2014

Caro Emerald

Caro Emerald is a Jazz singer from Amsterdam. Her debut single 'Back It Up' was released in 2009. DetailsBournemouth International Centre (BIC), Bournemouth, Today

Barry Humphries

Barry 
Humphries, whose alter egos include inebriated cultural attaché, the Honorable Sir Les Patterson, the grandfatherly Sandy Stone, and Moonee Ponds' legendary housewife, Dame Edna Everage, comes to Manchester Opera House for the first time as part a Farewell World tour. During the all-singing, all-dancing spectacular, Dame Edna promises to 'empower' audiences as she meditates on the big issues. DetailsOpera House Manchester, Manchester, Today

Caravan

English band Caravan rose to prominence from 1968 into the 70's as part of the Canterbury music scene, with their fusion of jazz and psychedelic rock to create a unique sound. The band faded into obscurity for years, until a 1990 reunion, and since then they have continued to play the odd live gig and concert. DetailsPicturedrome, Holmfirth, Today

Larry Miller

After picking up his brother's guitar and writing his first song, Larry Miller knew his future lay in Rock music. After many years in the music business and touring constantly, Larry has built up a large following across the UK and Europe building an ever increasing army of fans. DetailsBorderline, London, 14 Mar 2014

Happy Days

Happy Days are here again with the premiere of a brand new UK tour based on the hit TV series, featuring the unforgettable ‘King of Cool' Arthur ‘The Fonz' Fonzarelli. Join your favourite ‘50's family, the Cunninghams and the rest of the gang – Potsie, Ralph Malph, Joanie and Chachi as they battle to save their beloved diner Arnold's from demolition. DetailsThe Young Vic, London, Today

Roy Chubby Brown

Roy Chubby Brown is back in town?. Get ready for a barn-storming night of jokes, banter and hilarious mickey-taking from Britain's most outrageous comedian, bar none! Laugh till it hurts as Chubby rips into his live audiences with a non-stop battering ram of laugh-out-loud comedy guaranteed! Get the hottest ticket in town but be warned ? If easily offended please stay away! Suitable for Adults only!. DetailsAthena, Leicester, 14 Mar 2014

Lee Scratch Perry

If this was a specially exhausting night for you, you are in for a treat. Everyone, get ready to get real steady, for in a moment, we will be welcoming a living legend, Lee Scratch Perry. DetailsKazimier, Liverpool, 12 Mar 2014

Franz Ferdinand

Scottish indie rock band Franz Ferdinand were formed in Glasgow in 2002, and comprise of band members Alex Kapranos, Bob Hardy, Nick McCarthy and Paul Thomson, and were a major part of the post-punk revival in the mid 2000's along with The Kaiser Chiefs and Arctic Monkeys. With new album Right Thoughts, Right Words, Right Action out now, Franz Ferdinand announce a UK tour for March. DetailsThe Roundhouse, London, 14 Mar 2014

Dinosaur Zoo

Direct from Australia, Erth's Dinosaur Zoo brings these awesome prehistoric creatures to the stage as you've never seen them before, up close and personal! From cute baby dinos to teeth-gnashing giants, meet the most recent addition to the Dinosaur Zoo, a carnivorous theropod known as the Australovenator, the most complete meat-eating dinosaur skeleton yet found in Australia. Observe and interact with these extraordinary life-like dinosaurs in this entertaining and highly imaginative live show. DetailsThe Baths Hall, Scunthorpe, 12 - 13 Mar 2014

Priscilla Queen Of The Desert

Tick, is a drag performer who wants to travel from Sydney to Alice Springs in order to visit his son who he hasn't seen since birth. Bagging a gig at his ex-wife's club, Tick recruits his fellow cross-dressing friends to come with him to perform. DetailsPlayhouse Theatre Edinburgh, Edinburgh, Today

King Lear

An aged king decides to divide his kingdom between his three daughters, according to which of them is most eloquent in praising him. His favourite, Cordelia, says nothing. DetailsOliver Theatre (National Theatre), London, 10 Mar 2014

Derren Brown

Derren Brown is a British illusionist and magician born in London, England. While at university, a show performed by hypnotist Martin Taylor inspired him to learn the art of illusion, hypnosis and sleight of hand. DetailsNew Victoria Theatre, Woking, Today

Steel Panther

'Supersonic Sex Machine' '17 Girls In A Row' and 'It Wont Suck Itself'. No, not questionable late night films, these are in fact just a few of the song titles from glam metal rockers Steel Panther's newest album, 'Balls Out'. DetailsLincoln Engine Shed, Lincoln, 14 Mar 2014

Swedish House Mafia

Comprising three DJ's Axwell, Steve Angello and Sebastian Ingrosso, Swedish House Mafia are a house music group from Stockholm. Having signed a record deal with EMI in 2010, they released their first single One (Your Name) later that year, where it charted at number 7 in the UK Singles Chart. DetailsOdeon Leicester Square, London, 14 Mar 2014