What's on, when it's on

Chris Ramsey

Fresh from a complete sell-out, twice extended 2012 tour, multiple appearances on Celebrity Juice and 8 Out of 10 Cats, and a starring role in BBC Two's Hebburn, Chris embarks on a brand new tour for 2013/2014. Taking his brush with on air censorship as a jumping off point to muse on life, mistakes, expectation and offence, he examines what happens when you say the wrong thing in the wrong place at the wrong time. DetailsLemon Tree, Aberdeen, Today

Six Nations

 DetailsMurrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh, Today

Rigoletto

 DetailsColiseum, London, 10 Mar 2014

Jersey Boys

Internationally acclaimed hit musical, Jersey Boys, tells the remarkable story of the Four Seasons' rise to fame. The Four Seasons are one of the most successful rock 'n roll groups of all time and Jersey Boys demonstrates in a documentary-style musical how four New Jersey guys invented their unique sound, were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and sold over 175 million records. DetailsPrince Edward Theatre, London, Today

Some Girl I Used To Know

Denise Van Outen stars as Stephanie Canworth. Stephanie Canworth has it all. DetailsRhyl Pavilion Theatre, Rhyl, Today

Billy Elliot

Billy Elliot the Musical is an award winning musical that first premiered back in 2005 in London's West End. It is based on the film "Billy Elliot" which was released in 2000. DetailsVictoria Palace Theatre, London, 11 Mar 2014

Moscow State Circus

Promising their 'greatest ever production to date', the ever-popular Moscow State Circus are a world-renowned circus troupe where 'magnificent feats of human achievement' are the norm. Expect rogue clowns mucking around, performers in high-wires, trapeze artists, rollerskaters and many more extraordinary acts as this amazing show once again tours the country. DetailsOrchard Theatre, Dartford, Tomorrow

War Horse

War Horse was written by children's author, Michael Morpurgo and adapted to stage play by Nick Stafford. It tells the story of Joey, a horse from Devon who was sold to the cavalry at the outbreak of the First World War, and shipped off to France. DetailsNew London Theatre, London, Today

David Baddiel

Fame: our society is obsessed with it – but who will talk honestly about what it's really like? David Baddiel, in his first full show for fifteen years, does. From accidentally stealing the spotlight at Russell Brand's wedding, to realising Andrew Lloyd Webber cannot tell him apart from Ben Elton, David Baddiel takes aim at himself, and examines his strange relationship with the New Lad/Token Jew/Comedy rock'n'roller/Football singer-songwriter that people see him as. DetailsNottingham Playhouse, Nottingham, 15 Mar 2014

Russell Howard

Award-winning comic Russell Howard and regular on BBC's Mock The Week hits the road to bring his unique comedy style to a discerning crowd of fans. Born in Somerset, England, Russell's awards include Zoo magazine's top 10 list of funniest comics back in 2005, as well as Best Theatre Show at the 2009 Chortle Comedy Awards. DetailsOdyssey Arena, Belfast, Today

Les Miserables

Boublil and Schonberg's Les Mis?rables is a legendary production which tells the story of a man's search for redemption in 19th century France. The award-winning score features the song "I Dreamed a Dream", sung as a solo by one of the characters during the first act. DetailsQueen's Theatre, London, Today

Berkshire Maestros

A celebration of music in Berkshire, featuring young people from Berkshire Primary, Junior and Secondary Schools performing alongside leading music professionals: The BBC Singers Ben Parry, Musical Director of the National Youth Choirs of Great Britain. Supported by: Berkshire County Choirs Berkshire Youth Percussion & Marimba Ensemble Berkshire Youth Symphony Orchestra. DetailsRoyal Albert Hall, London, 11 Mar 2014

Martina McBride

Martina McBride has said she is starting over. She signed with a new record label and is now not only performing, but writing many of her own songs. DetailsIndigo2, London, 14 Mar 2014

Complete Stone Roses

The Complete Stone Roses is a compilation of B-sides and singles by the Stone Roses, a British based indie band. This album was launched in the year 1995 by the band's official record label, Silvertone. DetailsJazz Cafe, London, Today

The Wanted

Don't miss The Wanted as they embark on their first UK tour. Hear all the hits from their self titled debut album including the Number 1 charting, All Time Low. DetailsLiverpool Echo Arena, Liverpool, 14 Mar 2014

Caro Emerald

Caro Emerald is a Jazz singer from Amsterdam. Her debut single 'Back It Up' was released in 2009. DetailsBournemouth International Centre (BIC), Bournemouth, Today

Nicholas Nickleby

Enter the world of Charles Dickens in the company of his great great grandson Gerald Dickens as this remarkable actor performs Dickens’ masterpiece Nicholas Nickleby, playing every character himself. Gerald will also give a unique insight into the fascinating world of Charles Dickens. DetailsTamworth Assembly Rooms, Tamworth, 14 Mar 2014

Dinosaur Zoo

Direct from Australia, Erth's Dinosaur Zoo brings these awesome prehistoric creatures to the stage as you've never seen them before, up close and personal! From cute baby dinos to teeth-gnashing giants, meet the most recent addition to the Dinosaur Zoo, a carnivorous theropod known as the Australovenator, the most complete meat-eating dinosaur skeleton yet found in Australia. Observe and interact with these extraordinary life-like dinosaurs in this entertaining and highly imaginative live show. DetailsThe Baths Hall, Scunthorpe, 12 - 13 Mar 2014

Franz Ferdinand

Scottish indie rock band Franz Ferdinand were formed in Glasgow in 2002, and comprise of band members Alex Kapranos, Bob Hardy, Nick McCarthy and Paul Thomson, and were a major part of the post-punk revival in the mid 2000's along with The Kaiser Chiefs and Arctic Monkeys. With new album Right Thoughts, Right Words, Right Action out now, Franz Ferdinand announce a UK tour for March. DetailsThe Roundhouse, London, 14 Mar 2014

Thriller Live

Thriller Live is a concert-style show commemorating the work of the indisputable King of Pop, Michael Jackson, paying homage to a phenomenal career spanning 40 years. All the very best songs are sung by six singers that provide Jackson's diverse vocal range as well as adding their own marvellous twists to well-known hits such as ABC, The Way You Make Me Feel, Smooth Criminal, Beat It, Thriller and many more. DetailsLyric Theatre West End, London, Today

Dreamboats and Petticoats

Based on popular songs from the fifties and early sixties, Dreamboats and Petticoats was written by Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran and first performed in 2009. A relatively new musical, well over a million people have been reported to have seen the show, which received excellent reviews. DetailsOrchard Theatre, Dartford, Today

Architects

When it comes to England's metal core scene no one comes quite as close to creating a stir and the Architects manage to do. Founded in 2004 after undergoing a couple name changes that band proceeded to release their debut album "Nightmares" in 2006. DetailsO2 ABC Glasgow, Glasgow, Today

Let It Be

Let it Be is atheatre show that celebrates 50 years of the Beatles ever popular style of rock and roll. This show is filled with a whole host of the Beatles best known tracks allowing audiences to re-live the talents of those incredible musicians and travel back to a time of love, the 60's. DetailsPalace Theatre Manchester, Manchester, Today

Gabrielle

Gabrielle, one of the UK's most loved singer-songwriters, has today announced a full UK headline tour for 2014. This tour follows on from the release of her new album ‘Now and Always – 20 Years Of Dreaming' out now through Island Records. DetailsThe Mill Volvo Tyne Theatre, Newcastle, 13 Mar 2014

Carmen

Carmen, an Opera in four acts by a French composer Georges Bizet, which has become one of the best-known plots with the most memorable music. Librettists Henri Meilhac and Ludovic Halevy have fashioned a timeless story of love, jealousy, and violence in the Spanish city of Seville during the 19th century. DetailsPortsmouth Guildhall, Portsmouth, Tomorrow

Top Hat

Fred & Ginger's greatest Hollywood dance musicallive on stage for the very first time! Travers meets the irresistible Dale Tremont, the girl of his dreams, played by Summer Strallen (triple Olivier Award nominee and star of Love Never Dies, The Sound of Music and Hollyoaks) and follows her across Europe in an attempt to win her heart with his wonderful song and dance routines.. DetailsAldwych Theatre, London, Today

I Cant Sing the X Factor Musical

Irreverent, mischievous and yet strangely touching I Can't Sing! is the irrepressible new musical comedy hitting the renowned London Palladium from February 2014. Go behind the microphones and under the judges' desks at the biggest show on earth, as I Can't Sing! exposes the (allegedly) true story behind The X Factor – a gloriously twisted tale of naked ambition, heartache, hunchbacks and talking dogs. DetailsLondon Palladium, London, Today