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Franz Ferdinand

Scottish indie rock band Franz Ferdinand were formed in Glasgow in 2002, and comprise of band members Alex Kapranos, Bob Hardy, Nick McCarthy and Paul Thomson, and were a major part of the post-punk revival in the mid 2000's along with The Kaiser Chiefs and Arctic Monkeys. With new album Right Thoughts, Right Words, Right Action out now, Franz Ferdinand announce a UK tour for March. DetailsThe Roundhouse, London, 14 Mar 2014

Tim Key

Tim Key is back on tour. Still spunking poetry everywhere. DetailsSoho Theatre, London, Today

Andy McKee

Andy McKee's acoustic guitar can approximate the polyrhythmic interplay of a percussion ensemble, the harmonic sweep of a string section, the dazzling runs of a bluegrass doghouse bass-and-banjo duo, and virtually anything else his pastoral compositions and tasteful covers require. In 9 years and 5 records he's written an oeuvre that globally inspires and intrigues music fans. DetailsThe Tabernacle (Notting Hill), London, 11 Mar 2014

The 39 Steps

Based on a comic adaptation for the classic whodunnit, The 39 Steps at The Criterion Theatre in London has been keeping audiences in stitches since 2006. Based on the book of the same name, The 39 Steps follows Richard Hannay, a successful London gent with a boring life who suddenly finds a woman murdered in his apartment. DetailsCriterion Theatre, London, Today

Russell Howard Wonderbox

One of Britain's funniest and most successful comedians, Russell Howard returns to delight his UK audiences with his first live stand-up tour in three years. Russell promises more of his trademark upbeat and razor-sharp wit, so make sure you don't miss the chance to see this comedian on his UK tour to see him doing what he does best - top notch stand-up comedy. DetailsOdyssey, Belfast, Tomorrow

Garland Jeffreys

A critically acclaimed singer, songwriter, and instrumentalist, Garland Jeffreys has earned a loyal international audience for his intelligent and passionate songs, informed by a variety of musical styles from rock and R&B to reggae and dance music, and dealing with topics both personal and political, often at the same time. While not especially prolific -- he released a mere five studio albums between 1981 and 2011 -- Jeffreys' work reveals a rock & roller's soul and a poetic sensibility that have earned him the respect of musical peers such as Lou Reed, Bruce Springsteen, David Johansen, and John Cale. DetailsBackstage at The Green Hotel, Kinross, Today

King Lear

An aged king decides to divide his kingdom between his three daughters, according to which of them is most eloquent in praising him. His favourite, Cordelia, says nothing. DetailsOliver Theatre (National Theatre), London, 10 Mar 2014

Dreamboats and Petticoats

Based on popular songs from the fifties and early sixties, Dreamboats and Petticoats was written by Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran and first performed in 2009. A relatively new musical, well over a million people have been reported to have seen the show, which received excellent reviews. DetailsOrchard Theatre, Dartford, Today

Haim

After the release of their critically-acclaimed debut album Days Are Gone, the LA band will head out in March for a series of shows that includes O2 Academy Brixton, their biggest headline show to date.. DetailsBrighton Dome, Brighton, Today

Ellie Goulding

Elena Jane Goulding has her own unique blend of informal indie-pop. On the music scene since 2008 she recently won the 'Critic's Choice' Awards at the 2010 BRITS. DetailsEcho Arena, Liverpool, Tomorrow

Nigel Kennedy

For over 25 years Nigel Kennedy has been acknowledged as one of the world's leading violin virtuosos and is, without doubt one of the most important violinists Britain has ever produced. His virtuoso technique, unique talent & mass appeal have brought fresh perspectives to both the classical & contemporary repertoire. DetailsBradford St Georges Hall, Bradford, 9 Mar 2014

All Time Low

Taking the pop-punk music world by storm in 2006 with their first commercially available EP release, Put Up Or Shut Up, All Time Low is a self-admitted, "mediocre" high school band put together for the sheer enjoyment of playing for people and having a good time. Over the past few years, the band's popularity has grown exponentially, making them one of the most successful bands in the pop-punk genre today. DetailsO2 Academy Brixton, London, Tomorrow

Bill Bailey

One of the funniest live comics doing the rounds, Bill Bailey manages to combine comedy and music to perfection. Following on from last year's sell-out shows, Bill has announced his new tour for his Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra. DetailsLeicester Square Theatre, London, Today

John Bishop

Scouse comedian John Bishop was named best newcomer by BBC Radio Merseyside, winning the North West Comedy award for best stand-up in 2004. Since then he has been nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award. DetailsHammersmith Apollo, London, 10 Mar 2014

Complete Stone Roses

The Complete Stone Roses is a compilation of B-sides and singles by the Stone Roses, a British based indie band. This album was launched in the year 1995 by the band's official record label, Silvertone. DetailsJazz Cafe, London, Tomorrow

The Lion King

The musical The Lion King brings to life the story of young Simba's challenge to fulfil his destiny as king of the lions and defeat his tyrannical uncle in the process. The show features the enchanting musical score from the Disney film The Lion King with new songs that have also been written into the musical adaptation. DetailsTheatre Royal Plymouth, Plymouth, Today

Newton Faulkner

It is hard to believe that when Newton Faulkner released "Dream Catch Me" he was only 22, as the song expressed a maturity that implied a much older and established artist. Instantly recognisable by his trademark dreadlocks and his style of guitar playing, he quickly cemented his position through his cover of "Teardrop" and a platinum selling, number one debut album. DetailsExeter University, Exeter, Today

Miles Kane

Miles Kane, Indie superstar and one half of the brilliant "Last Shadow Puppets", will be embarking on an 8 stop tour of the UK this spring. Miles is currently on the road supporting indie hard rockers "Kasabian", but will be taking a time-out from his supporting role, by headlining a bunch of shows on his own. DetailsWulfrun Hall, Wolverhampton, 14 Mar 2014

The Full Monty

Six unemployed Buffalo steelworkers, low on both cash and prospects, decide to present a strip act at a local club after seeing their wives� enthusiasm for a touring company of Chippendales. One of them, Jerry, declares that their show will be better than the Chippendales dancers because they�ll go �the full monty� � strip all the way. DetailsNoel Coward Theatre, London, Today

Priscilla Queen Of The Desert

Tick, is a drag performer who wants to travel from Sydney to Alice Springs in order to visit his son who he hasn't seen since birth. Bagging a gig at his ex-wife's club, Tick recruits his fellow cross-dressing friends to come with him to perform. DetailsPlayhouse Theatre Edinburgh, Edinburgh, Today

From Here To Eternity

Pearl Harbor, 1941, where the girls sing “don'cha like Hawaii”, the men of G Company sing the blues, and where even on an army base, love and desire are never very far away. Don't miss the world premiere production of Tim Rice's magnificent new epic musical From Here To Eternity. DetailsShaftesbury Theatre, London, Today

Barry Humphries

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Humphries, whose alter egos include inebriated cultural attaché, the Honorable Sir Les Patterson, the grandfatherly Sandy Stone, and Moonee Ponds' legendary housewife, Dame Edna Everage, comes to Manchester Opera House for the first time as part a Farewell World tour. During the all-singing, all-dancing spectacular, Dame Edna promises to 'empower' audiences as she meditates on the big issues. DetailsOpera House Manchester, Manchester, Today

Miranda Hart

English actress, writer and comedienne Miranda Hart, award winning Queen of Comedy is on stage doing stand-up for the first time since her hit series ‘Miranda‘ aired on the BBC. Grab a chance to see Miranda's laugh out loud genius live. DetailsNottingham Arena, Nottingham, Today

Roy Chubby Brown

Roy Chubby Brown is back in town?. Get ready for a barn-storming night of jokes, banter and hilarious mickey-taking from Britain's most outrageous comedian, bar none! Laugh till it hurts as Chubby rips into his live audiences with a non-stop battering ram of laugh-out-loud comedy guaranteed! Get the hottest ticket in town but be warned ? If easily offended please stay away! Suitable for Adults only!. DetailsAthena, Leicester, 14 Mar 2014

The Overtones

The Overtones have stormed onto the scene of popular music in both the United States and the UK, and they have done so with relatively simple and incredibly catchy music. The mood of their material is incredibly light, but it is well composed and it would doing them a disservice to say that they are not talented musicians. DetailsSECC Clyde Auditorium, Glasgow, Today

Billy Elliot The Musical

Based on the Oscar nominated film, "Billy Elliot - The Musical" tells the inspirational story of one boy's dedication to his dream of dancing, against all odds. The story is set in the north of England during the 1984 miner's strike, where Billy Elliot trades his boxing gloves in pursuit of becoming a ballet dancer. DetailsVictoria Palace Theatre, London, Today

Mountbatten Festival of Music

The Mountbatten Festival of Music returns, featuring the Massed Bands of Her Majesty's Royal Marines performing over three nights at the Royal Albert Hall. These concerts display the outstanding versatility of some of the world's finest military musicians and are given the “West End” treatment with spectacular lighting effects. DetailsRoyal Albert Hall, London, 13 Mar 2014