What's on, when it's on

Priscilla Queen Of The Desert

Tick, is a drag performer who wants to travel from Sydney to Alice Springs in order to visit his son who he hasn't seen since birth. Bagging a gig at his ex-wife's club, Tick recruits his fellow cross-dressing friends to come with him to perform. DetailsPlayhouse Theatre Edinburgh, Edinburgh, Today

Mitch Benn

From BBC Radio 4's Sony nominated 'Now Show', BBC1's 'One Show' and 'Watchdog' multi-award winner Mitch Benn and his band take to the road in a two-hour show packed with new songs and old favourites. Described by The Times as 'the country's leading musical satirist', for music and comedy fans of all ages this is an evening not to be missed. DetailsThe Plowright Theatre, Scunthorpe, 9 Mar 2014

Derren Brown

Derren Brown is a British illusionist and magician born in London, England. While at university, a show performed by hypnotist Martin Taylor inspired him to learn the art of illusion, hypnosis and sleight of hand. DetailsThe New Victoria, Woking, Today

Lee Scratch Perry

If this was a specially exhausting night for you, you are in for a treat. Everyone, get ready to get real steady, for in a moment, we will be welcoming a living legend, Lee Scratch Perry. DetailsKazimier, Liverpool, 12 Mar 2014

Matilda the Musical

The enchanting story of 'Matilda' has been colorfully recreated into a 5 star musical by Dennis Kelly and musician/comedian Tim Minchin. The original story was written by the brunt British author, Road Dahl and now it has been reinvented into a musical that has been called 'sublime' by The Telegraph, 'marvelous' by The Sunday Express and the accolades seem never-ending. DetailsCambridge Theatre, London, Today

Mountbatten Festival of Music

The Mountbatten Festival of Music returns, featuring the Massed Bands of Her Majesty's Royal Marines performing over three nights at the Royal Albert Hall. These concerts display the outstanding versatility of some of the world's finest military musicians and are given the “West End” treatment with spectacular lighting effects. DetailsRoyal Albert Hall, London, 13 Mar 2014

From Here To Eternity

Pearl Harbor, 1941, where the girls sing “don'cha like Hawaii”, the men of G Company sing the blues, and where even on an army base, love and desire are never very far away. Don't miss the world premiere production of Tim Rice's magnificent new epic musical From Here To Eternity. DetailsShaftesbury Theatre, London, Today

Milton Jones

Milton Jones, - you know the weird bloke with the shirts from Mock the Week. As well as star of the Michael Mcintyre Roadshow, and the voice of 8 series for Radio 4 (including The Very World of Milton Jones and Another Case of Milton Jones) and all sorts of other radio and telly as well. DetailsHammersmith Apollo, London, 10 Mar 2014

Top Hat

Fred & Ginger's greatest Hollywood dance musicallive on stage for the very first time! Travers meets the irresistible Dale Tremont, the girl of his dreams, played by Summer Strallen (triple Olivier Award nominee and star of Love Never Dies, The Sound of Music and Hollyoaks) and follows her across Europe in an attempt to win her heart with his wonderful song and dance routines.. DetailsAldwych Theatre, London, Today

David Baddiel

Fame: our society is obsessed with it – but who will talk honestly about what it's really like? David Baddiel, in his first full show for fifteen years, does. From accidentally stealing the spotlight at Russell Brand's wedding, to realising Andrew Lloyd Webber cannot tell him apart from Ben Elton, David Baddiel takes aim at himself, and examines his strange relationship with the New Lad/Token Jew/Comedy rock'n'roller/Football singer-songwriter that people see him as. DetailsWarwick Arts Centre, Coventry, Today

Newton Faulkner

It is hard to believe that when Newton Faulkner released "Dream Catch Me" he was only 22, as the song expressed a maturity that implied a much older and established artist. Instantly recognisable by his trademark dreadlocks and his style of guitar playing, he quickly cemented his position through his cover of "Teardrop" and a platinum selling, number one debut album. DetailsExeter University, Exeter, Today

Billy Elliot

Billy Elliot the Musical is an award winning musical that first premiered back in 2005 in London's West End. It is based on the film "Billy Elliot" which was released in 2000. DetailsVictoria Palace Theatre, London, 11 Mar 2014

The Australian Pink Floyd

With Pink Floyd's immense discography that spans numerous genres, it's no surprise that the famous acid rockers from the '60s still have a massive following. However, given that their last album was 1994's "The Division Bell", today's fans have to look elsewhere if they wish to experience the amazing psychedelic jam shows for which Pink Floyd was once known. DetailsMEN Arena, Manchester, Today

Rebecca Ferguson

Rebecca Ferguson, a singer songwriter from Liverpool first caught public's eye in 2010 when she was fighting her way to the stars in the popular star search show The X Factor, where she finished as a runner-up. Her astonishing vocal abilities and unique character quickly gained the sympathy of the public. DetailsMargate Winter Gardens, Margate, 14 Mar 2014

Fiddler On the Roof

From the award-winning producers of The King and I and High Society comes a new production of one of the world's favourite musicals, directed and choreographed by Craig Revel Horwood, the nation's favourite Strictly Come Dancing judge and master of the musical stage. Filled to the brim with classic songs like If I Were a Rich Man, Matchmaker Matchmaker, Sunrise Sunset and To Life, Fiddler On The Roof was the longest running production on Broadway for over 13 years and when you join Tevye, his family and friends, you will understand why. DetailsBirmingham Hippodrome Theatre, Birmingham, 11 Mar 2014

Steel Panther

'Supersonic Sex Machine' '17 Girls In A Row' and 'It Wont Suck Itself'. No, not questionable late night films, these are in fact just a few of the song titles from glam metal rockers Steel Panther's newest album, 'Balls Out'. DetailsLincoln Engine Shed, Lincoln, 14 Mar 2014

Maximo Park

Maximo Park is an alternative rock band signed under Warp Records. They named their band after the Maximo Gomez Park, located in Miami, Florida. DetailsO2 Academy Bristol, Bristol, Today

Premier League Darts

Darts' biggest roadshow event will celebrate its tenth staging in 2014, with reigning champion Michael van Gerwen set to defend his title against the likes of six-time winner Phil Taylor across 16 weeks of action around the UK and Ireland. The top four players following the completion of the 15-night league season will then progress to compete in the Play-Offs at The O2 on Thursday May 22 2014. DetailsNottingham Arena, Nottingham, 13 Mar 2014

The Selecter

The Selecter got their start in the first Ska revival way back in 1978. Embracing a two tone Rude boy imagery, and utilizing a smooth rock steady ska sound (as opposed to their label mates the Specials kinetic punk take on Ska) The Selecter quickly became legends and one of the most beloved Ska bands of the two tone era. DetailsExmouth Pavilion, Exmouth, Today

The Full Monty

Six unemployed Buffalo steelworkers, low on both cash and prospects, decide to present a strip act at a local club after seeing their wives� enthusiasm for a touring company of Chippendales. One of them, Jerry, declares that their show will be better than the Chippendales dancers because they�ll go �the full monty� � strip all the way. DetailsNoel Coward Theatre, London, Today

We Will Rock You

'We Will Rock You' is a musical extravaganza of the music of Queen and Elton John. It is currently the longest running show at the Dominion Theatre, London (9 years) with over 5 million tickets sold in London each year. DetailsDominion, London, Today

The 39 Steps

Based on a comic adaptation for the classic whodunnit, The 39 Steps at The Criterion Theatre in London has been keeping audiences in stitches since 2006. Based on the book of the same name, The 39 Steps follows Richard Hannay, a successful London gent with a boring life who suddenly finds a woman murdered in his apartment. DetailsCriterion Theatre, London, Today

John Bishop

Scouse comedian John Bishop was named best newcomer by BBC Radio Merseyside, winning the North West Comedy award for best stand-up in 2004. Since then he has been nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award. DetailsHammersmith Apollo, London, 10 Mar 2014

John Cooper Clarke

Becoming famous during the punk rock era in the late 70's when he was known as The Punk Poet, John Cooper Clarke's career has spanned FIFTY years, bringing poetry to non-traditional audiences and influencing musicians and comedians. John is as vital now as he was in the 70s, and his biting, satirical political verse is still as witty as it was forty years ago. DetailsShepherds Bush Empire, London, Today

Miles Kane

Miles Kane, Indie superstar and one half of the brilliant "Last Shadow Puppets", will be embarking on an 8 stop tour of the UK this spring. Miles is currently on the road supporting indie hard rockers "Kasabian", but will be taking a time-out from his supporting role, by headlining a bunch of shows on his own. DetailsWulfrun Hall, Wolverhampton, 14 Mar 2014

Complete Stone Roses

The Complete Stone Roses is a compilation of B-sides and singles by the Stone Roses, a British based indie band. This album was launched in the year 1995 by the band's official record label, Silvertone. DetailsJazz Cafe, London, Tomorrow

The Feeling

The Feeling are a critically acclaimed English band that have been playing heart warming pop since 2005. Life long friends who attended Catholic High School together in West Sussex they've developed a chemistry that carries through their music that's simply nothing but contagious. DetailsLiquid Room, Edinburgh, 11 Mar 2014